I DiD It My Way~
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Things That Piss Me Off
Was going to blog about my zouk clubbing session but dun have time now. Will leave a good joke for your entertainment instead.
I love jokes. If you know of any good ones, do share with me. but pls be warned, i know plenty so chances are whatever u gonna be saying, i might jolly well have heard it b4. TeeHeeHee.
And also, i will be uploading a message board and updating my grand total of 2 frens' blog links (what's up, shan! dawny!). i wanted to do that forever but always too lazy too... Will do that next week! Do feel free to leave shout-outs to me once my message board is up.
Have Fun Now ^_^
- People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
- People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
- When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
- When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
- When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
- People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
- When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
- When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.
- When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?
- When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!
- When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
Muack! Gimme Kissies! LoL~
