I DiD It My Way~
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Part 2: Random Blog aka Are You Beautiful?
Today. i stopped by guardian to buy distilled water. i casually took a look at what's on 'the new paper' while i was in the store. i dun used to like tnp, thanks to stern eng teachers back in my schooling days who drill into us the idea that tnp is nothing but bad english and trash (They are right about the bad eng but the entertainment is there). However, my work requires me to travel around a lot each day so sometimes i do buy a copy when i am bored and commuting time is long. Anyway, this is what is on the cover of tnp today, 25 July:
Right. I recognised who's the cover girl of the day is. miss singapore 2006 lo. caught a few glimpses of the pageant thingy on tv sometimes. i rem my 1st reaction is 'Har.. pretty meh... Eyes so small.. teeth so big.. well-endowed only leh... (read: big boobs. at least a C cup)' I proceed to sigh a little and wonder if we will ever get to see a miss singapore becomes a miss universe winner in this lifetime. i know la.. our population of 4millions is not impressive compared to like maybe china's of 1gazillion. maybe the real sg beauties aint joining. But other events leh? Like world cup?? The idea of singapore team will ever make it is absurd to most of us. Do u think it has anything to do with our practical education of study study study until die and most of us are actually not indulging into our real hidden non-academic talents?? anyway, back to miss singapore. year after year, i never really find any of the winners beautiful enuff in my standard (What.. 1st thing of coz see face right.. ya la i know now they say the brains also impt but sadly, pple will always see face 1st lo..). I am not condemning local women. in fact, there are tons of pretty girls around in sg! I like Mediacorps' Phyllis Quek and maybe even Constance Song. They are pretty to me.
Anyway, apparently pple are making a big hoo-haa about this miss singapore, carol cheong, choice of clothes in the evening gown round. Ha! Although i told myself to stop buying trashy (but really quite entertaining sometimes) tnp, the inner gossipy bitchy queen in me weaken as i am keen to know what's the whole thing is about (kpo 3 gu 6 po, teehee) so i parted with my 70cents.As u can see, ms sg is being accused of being slutty and all in her choice of evening gown. at the 1st look, it does look nothing like an evening gown to me. Shouldn't be all long and elegant and all? maybe even a little bridal dress-like? As 1 mentioned comment by some local blogger, he/she thinks that ms sg has mistaken this round to be 'the night gown' round instead and said that what she wore was 'no class'. honestly, i wont go so far as to say until like that. mayb it was a bad choice, but aiya.. need to be so mean meh.. This, however, is already rather mild compared to other meanie remarks like 'stripper' la, how the whole outfit makes her stomach look protruding and her legs short. Ouch. pls lo.. if her already-quite flat stomach (as seen from bikini round) is called 'protruding' and her 1.6++m height is still short, then girls like me can all go jump off building liao. I actually got a bit defensive for this poor critisized ms sg although i must admit i myself also find the outfit rather distasteful to some extent. if u r kpo like me, mayb u can go google on more comments made about her outfit in question. i dun have to do it to know that most comments musta been harsh and even downright meanie. What's up with all these name-labelling huh. Slut, whore, whatever. She wanna dress sexy cannot meh. The ironic is, whoever all these commenting bloggers are, i seriously doubt they are hotties themselves lo.. If u daresay that u look anything like the cross-btw Andy Lau and Takeshi Kaneshiro (jin cheng wu la) or any of the hot babes of hollywood, then however u wanna sneer at those who are less-blessed in the appearance department, then i lanlan nothing to say lo. But pls lo.. if u yourself fat and balding (Read: kns) and look like 4mths pregnant even when u r not (this can be said for both male and female), then fuck la.. u think u got right to critisize others meh?
To be honest, this is just human nature. I am no angel myself. There were times when the green-eyes monster took over me and i find myself making deliberate vicious comments (visualise darts and daggers) in the direction of a model-like female counterpart. Dun kaykay lo.. i know any1 would have done this b4. why do we, the humble law-abidding folks, who even sometimes deem ourselves as kind, sympathetic and gentle souls when we give up our seats in public transports to old ah ma and even wept a silent tear or 2 during telecasted charity shows, viciously and harshly pass mean judgements to other women? As if most men are not @$$holes enuff (my apologies to the good men out there, especially my darling), we claw out the eyes of a mei nu in our sight secretly inside our heads? I think it boils down mainly to 2 reasons: 1 is definitely Evolution (WooOoOooo.. i am be chim too! TeeHee!) and 2 is simply insecurity. Evolution over millions of yrs always ensured the survivor of the strongest and fittest right? So that pretty girl's symmetrical and taut body, tall frame, shiny hair, bright eyes whatever, standards mother nature deems to be the elite, will be, to a mild extent, causing envy in the less-endowed ones and more extremely, insane jealousy.
These days, I dun really bother to get jealous when i see pretty ladies around (no, i didn't suddenly look like a supermodel or whatsoever). it's just that i find appreciating what other women have has a more calming effect on my sanity. Maybe some chicks are born with all the enviable features which turn heads but i always know that your own effort is the factor that really makes the diff. i am old enuff to know that 6packs dun just magically appeared despite my diet of potato chips and kfc (i am eating pc now actually...). hell, these pple work their @$$ off in the gyms to achieve that kind of figure isn't it? 'there are no ugly women, jus lazy ones' is v true. i guess pple who is really determined enuff to put in the effort to get wat they want is really admirable and quite a role model for the rest of us. Rather than mad jealousy and a vicious bitchy mouth, go spend ur time working towards your goals la. I really cannot stand pple who critisize others jus to make themselves feel better about their own insecurities lo.. If u are already a loser, u make yourself a even worse sucker by doing this. At the end of the day, u are still the ugly one. HaHa! Go do something about it pls!
I regret that 1 thing i may not be able to improve is perhaps my less than perfect skin. If a fairy is willingly to gimme jus 1 wish, i will be v torn btw asking for perfect skin or world peace. If I ever choose the former, the 1st thing i will do is to strut down the entire stretch of orchard road in a pair of hot pants so short, half my butt cheeks are revealing. nevermind my bf will bash my skull in for doing this and proceeds to kick my dead body down the foot of Mt Faber. In fact! I always secretly ogle at girls in shorts...*lecherous leer* (what? girl cannot see other girl meh? it's not only a privilege for men ok?). I am merely appreciately the beauty of human body. LoL. I sneakily took a pix of this girl once when i was in orchard actually. she was too bz gabbing and yakking on her hp to notice the 'ka-chi' sound my dear hp cam made when i captured the loveliness of her fair legs! (Note that i do not promote pervertic use of hp cam to pix unsuspecting females on the street, u sicko!). Awww.. how does some girls get so fair and all? This is really enviable lo. I am speaking for the rest of the female community. Dun even try to deny lo... Why do u think the beauty industry is laughing all the way to the bank w truckloads of money, YOUR MONEY, they made from whitening products? -_-"
Whatever. i am off to beautify myself from now on. sure, looks are what everyone see u at 1st. But a beautiful heart is even harder to come by. And rem kids, do not gossip and bitch about others, or else your teeth will get pulled out 1 by 1 in your afterlife! ^_^
